{"id":107,"date":"2020-04-11T12:34:33","date_gmt":"2020-04-11T16:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pressbooks.library.upei.ca\/artsreview-ix\/?post_type=chapter&#038;p=107"},"modified":"2020-05-15T12:23:26","modified_gmt":"2020-05-15T16:23:26","slug":"infusion","status":"publish","type":"chapter","link":"https:\/\/pressbooks.library.upei.ca\/artsreview-ix\/chapter\/infusion\/","title":{"raw":"Infusion","rendered":"Infusion"},"content":{"raw":"<em>Date a cute boy in high school to butter you up,\u202f\u00a0<\/em>\r\nbut in college find a mature guy with a brain.\r\nTake him home to meet mom and dad\r\nover dinner and a stiff glass of wine.\r\n\r\n<em>Date a cute boy in high school just to get by.\u202f\u00a0<\/em>\r\nPick a good one for prom, your picture might make the paper.\r\nIn college: kiss a few girls to get it out of your system.\r\nParents keep telling you \u201cyou\u2019re confused\u201d and \u201cit\u2019s a phase, dear.\u201d\r\n\r\n<em>Date a cute boy in high 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